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The Internet...speed dating...chance encounters...all well and good but why not save time and and get what you want the first time? The cultivation instructions on the back of each man's seed packet eliminate guesswork, miscommunications and hurt feelings for both of you. You'll know exactly how to care for your particular guy and how he'll treat you in return. Scroll down to meet the men and get some care and growing tips! Play it safe. Grow your own. Please note: I’m still hard at work in the Man Factory, and currently, your Man Seeds will only grow assorted wildflowers, not men. Sorry…I’m trying… |
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Chachus Majorillius...the guy with all the “right” stuff. Fertilize with designer jewellery. |
Heaven Scentorum...he’s perfection… and he doesn’t exist. Grows in the imaginations of women. |
Perpetual Friendus...your best friend, but never your lover. Plant in deep, high quality soil. |
Philosopher Regularum...he can talk about world peace for hours…perhaps days. Originates primarily in libraries and seminaries. |
Coolum Geekus...he’s tight with Bill Gates…and a lot cuter since high school. Water with new technologies. |
High Maintenencia...a sweetheart in need of some extra TLC. Aroma is sweet but tiresome. |